thelamentablethinker:

Matt and Mello assembling a bookshelf and Matt making inappropriate comments every five minutes.

“Matt you need to screw it harder.”
“How hard do ya want it, babe?”
“Fucking hell Matt I meant the nail.”
“If you wanted me to nail you all ya had to do was ask.”
“Matt. Hand me the fucking screw driver.”
“No.”
“Give it to me!”
“That’s what she said.”
“GOD DAMN IT!”